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2024-10-14
Added an about me, a photography page, and a bunch of other misc. updates - mostly fixing jank html.
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2024-08-18
Major site update! I've made a bunch of improvements to the backend with a functional RSS feed (finally) and some misc. page updates. More to come.
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2024-07-15
Updated a bunch of stuff basicklee a marquee ticker thing and some art I made too even... shits dope. Yea.
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2024-07-01
Added a gallery of various art bits.
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2024-06-10
New blog entry and other such things WOWEEE.
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2024-05-20
Opened up the blog page to add random thoughts, that's about it.
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2024-04-30
Prettied up some of the wesbite (read: changed the font to something less legible), added some stuff to the home page and other placeholders. The bare minimum exists as it were.
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